xtjna:

what if a ghost is screaming into your ass right now

fictionalfantasies:

erens-jaeger-bombs:

it’s so frustrating when your fic ideas are bigger than your writing abilities 

THIS

dysfunctunal:

i don’t want you, i want your netflix password

ddistiller:

my oral sex skills are about the only good thing i have going for me in life


actionables:

lovelixst:

rivendellcustomersupport:

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.

How did you get out

A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything.
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